Lennon
was a non-endorser
Clapton
doesnt play a Krappy
Elvis
"No."
Joan Baez
"No Dice"
Hendrix
lefty models were unavailable
Johnny Cash
never got back to us
Keith
too busy snorting dads ashes
James Taylor
Krappy not his brand
Eddie VH
"Valerie wanted half"
Ace frehley
no interplanetary shipping
Yngwie malmsteen
too good for that
YoYoMa
"i'm a cellist, idiot!"
Django Reinhardt
wanted a 2 string!
Buckethead
"Krappy is too weird"
Angus
highway to... HELL NO!
Frampton
Didn't feel like we do
Jimmy Page
no quarter
Stevie Ray
couldn't stand the weather
Chet Atkins
"no punk country"
Les Paul
his wah was Mahwah
Joe Pass
"i'll pass on that..."
Rudi Van Di Sarzio-miranda sez no!
Allan Holdsworth
isn't a Krappy player
